random thoughts list

Laura did this at her blog, and since I had a whole headful…

• Miss Teen-age Thing you’re wearing sandals and a mini with your parka and scarf.  Feeling a bit of draft yet?
• The sign says “No Cellphones.”  So why has the bus driver been talking on his wireless headset for the last 10 minutes?
• Oblivious mama your kid has been kicking that glass show case with his boots for quite a while now.  I know choosing right shade of lipstick is very important.  Maybe you could let us all know his blood type for when the paramedics arrive.
• How come I never see any baby pigeons?
• Who figured out yeast would make bread rise?
• And how did they figure out wheat would make flour to make the bread?   Did someone just say, “Hey let’s grind that stuff up with flat rocks, add water and see what happens?”
• Wouldn’t it be cool to be at the gym and have every single member show up at once?
• I wonder if I would want to date me if I were a guy?