• It’s not a good idea to go to bed with wet hair.  You’ll wake up with  some interesting configurations.
  • You can get in big trouble offering someone your seat on the bus.  An old man nearly took my head off.  Seems the world is full of awful people who are treating him like he’s old.  He was 80 if he was a day.  Sorreeeeeeeee.
  • I’d rather rent the movie that was released to the theatres than the one with extra footage or a new ending.  It can make it difficult to discuss the movie with people who saw it in the theatre.
  • Reading the calorie info on my favorite snacks can be scary.
  • I can not buy laundry detergent unless it is on sale.   I’d rather beat the clothes on a rock by the river.